New Irish Writing short story: Monster by Vincent Barton

Our winning story for April 2024

Illustration by Willow Shanagher for the New Irish Writing short story Monster by Vincent Barton

Vincent Barton

Brian dropped the Gourmet Night Dinner for One on to the kitchen worktop and snorted. Remove the Ezi-Peel protective film. My arse. He stared at the microwaveable tray for a moment and then pressed his thumbnail down through the clear film. It popped satisfyingly and he slid his thumb left and right to cut open the cover on his supper. He lifted the plastic sheet off, dropping it neatly into the recycling bin, and put the food into the microwave. Cook for four minutes, let stand for 60 seconds, stir, then give a final minute cooking to ensure it is heated through. Classy, he thought. But then, that’s how half the restaurants in town do it now, I suppose.

The late October evening light was a bit treacherous. Some days it felt like it was dark at 4.30 but on clear evenings it stayed bright until 6 o’clock or so. Tonight there were no clouds and with the blinds in the galley kitchen still raised, he could see enough to read without putting the lights on. The microwave hummed and through the glass door his meal spun around as it warmed, backlit like a prized treasure on display in an exhibition.